Commencement Survival Guide!
Commencement ceremonies bring out different responses from people. For those who are graduating, in their shiny new gown and cap, and for people close to them, it is an exciting day; for others, not so much. If you fall into the latter category but feel that you need to attend someone’s graduation regardless, prepare beforehand. You don’t necessarily have to sit there and die of boredom, you know!
1) Arrive Early
This will give you a decent parking space as well as good seats – both of them have their advantages. The farther back you sit, the more disconnected you will be with the ceremonies, and greater will be your boredom. So come before time, even if (or perhaps, especially if) you’re not the one who’s graduating. Pay attention to the ceremonies and you will definitely be less bored. Even if you do lose interest, you will have a better view of what’s going on around you. Who said people-watching can’t be fun!
2) Prepare
Know beforehand how long you want to spend at the ceremony, and park accordingly. Leave your vehicle at the farthest end of the parking (nearest to the exit) lot if you want to leave early. Sneaky, maybe, but hey! You ought to be prepared, right? Make sure that you have all your attire that you need but don’t get them late or you might be buying cheap graduation robes and caps.
3) How much sun?
Find out the weather forecast beforehand, and prepare accordingly. Bring blankets, water, snacks, fans, sunscreen, whatever you need to battle the sun and temperatures to ensure the comfort of you and your guests.
4) Sshhhh!
Don’t talk too loudly, regardless of how bored you are. Respect the fact that the ceremony means a lot to the graduates and their families… and switch that cell phone off! Do not comment on the way people walk, or the condition of their gowns, or remark on the popularity. You do not, under any circumstances, want to ruin the day for others. You already had twelve years of bulling under your belts.
5) Games to the Rescue
OK, so there may be ONE use for mobile device. Play with your cell phone (remember to switch the sound off first) for the yawn-worthy convocation moments. Be respectful to those around you. During more formal moments – such as the national anthem or prayer – pay attention to what’s going on around you, otherwise you will come across as insensitive.
6) Blow Not Thy Horn
Seriously, nothing is more annoying than noisemakers at graduation ceremonies. At one end you have the young people sombrely lined up in their gowns and caps for graduation, while at the other end someone blows a party-horn. Don’t be surprised if someone whacks you on the head for this.
